Wednesday, June 4, 2008

things cannot be expected but in girl's engineering college

the affair which happens in these kind of colleges is queer and are singular ,incredible and sometimes incredulous and i say these can hardly be understood vicariously as to others it may sound hyperbole but still run the risk of my credibility and by using my faculties to great accuracy form as realistic picture as i can. my college UMIT is one of the kinds it has rules, inhabitants, professors , classrooms and yes our Principal which is abstract and intangible . for every person except for fellow UMITians this is impossible, and i shall come to this point later first let me give you a brief introduction of our college it was formerly named Institute of Technology for Women which received benefaction from tycoon Mr. Laxmi Mittal and hence named after her mommy dear
usha mittal institute of technology when you enter juhu campus it is the first building and as you enter the building and if it is recess time which happens from 12 to 1 you will hear the high pitched cacophonous sound of young ladies now i shall return to the intangible nature that can be seen only if u are UMITian firstly our Mr Principal we don't have one and if by bonchance we get one before dear fourth yearites can thank him in their acknowledgment he/she will change , classrooms in my fourth year ,we didn't have any!!, class representative use to manage this peculiar affair of first fixing lecture then gathering students and then calling professor (never try to contest for this post it is dreadful u are doubly stricken by prof and students equally and whoever was elected had cried at least once) and if you were 10 minutes late you will waste another 40 to 45 minutes searching by the time you find it you are haggard enervated exhausted and yes you will be admitted without further delay (my professors are just too good) no matter how scintillating lecture it is you will be somnolent . this notion took place for at least whole of fourth year also holidays are strict no no!! raksha bandhan diwali holi eid ambedkar jayanti beloved Sunday name it our college does not discriminate between any religion caste and creed subsequently all holidays we worked, Christian mythology believes that even god rested on seventh day but by the virtue of modus operandi of my alma mater we have surpassed this feeling and have become indefatigable . This unique feature has also aroused some suspicion among my neighborhood and so sometimes i have been offered free ride to SNDT good side of the coin .this incidence can be experienced only at shantiniketan and by our class we have studied on Sunday sitting on staircase and our dear professor used the noticeboard as his blackboard ,must tell you we have few professors but they are workaholics and so it was popular joke amongst ourselves that if we were dying our professor would say dear just one topic than u are free to rest in peace not otherwise. Polymorphisms of portion paper must be accused for more than 3,4,5 times i don't remember how many times paper of unknown subject was confidently attempted, our professor (visiting faculty ) had one kind which was passed on to us and our exam paper setter had the other result was ambiguous of course due to these events the leadership qualities were properly shaped up all the gyaan of communication skills were righteously applied and we all fought for a re-exam which in turn meant no vacations price for re-exam that happened just once and then when a similar thing happened in wireless paper we all capitulated and appealed to pantheon for better results visit to siddhivinayak mount marry and hajji ali was made and height of bribing to almighty was attempted ,some students were accused of sycophancy who passed in such notorious papers with absurdly high marks. but i must say it was all providence in such matters there were host of events which has made us stoical otherwise how can you explain the phenomena of occurring yet not occurring at the same time , confused, i will explain one fellow classmate gave her viva and due to some reason when she got her result authorities proclaimed her absent she went to every authority they sympathized and said "yes we know you were present and in your journal you have external examiners signature yet dear you will have to appear gain for viva" and to a very great extent it will be correct to say that repeated lashing of such fate had made us intrepid and so flexible thus our credo is"whatever happens in our life we are responsible for it and will bear it with no animosity", i tell you i was impatient, gregarious ,adamant UMIT taught me to be patient, flexible we can challenge ,there exist no physical material which can be as flexible as ours temperament we have learn to endure the torture limits and yes if any song and describe our this flexibility is"sarfaroshi ki tammnana ab hamare dil mai hai dekhna hai zor kitna bazu e katil me hai". apart from the tragedies which we have faced there is something in our attitude we may cry tears on average 1 female cries per day and god save on the day of result if municipality could extend help and gather these tiny droplets water scarcity problem could be solved yet we never give in, bouts of depression , impractical schedule which are made practical if I can describe in one word we are survivors . our females have say never die attitude even if you leave her in middle of obnoxious condition she will survive first she will cry and then will rise and solve the problem.